I'm not gonna put pictures of my family on here, cause internet people are creepy, but at the same time, I want you to have an idea what I'm working with. So here are the cast of characters in the story of my life.
This is the kid (X). He looked like this when he was born
But he had surgery when he was four months old, and now he looks like this
This is the dog. He's an Akita. He has a really big head, and sheds a lot
This is the husband (J). He's an IT nerd
And here's yours truly. I'm a mom. I rarely look this put together, because I rarely leave the house.